1. The wave has to go
2. The hype team needs to pipe down
3. N-A-T-S should go too, stop stealing from the Caps
4. With 2 strikes, you clap until the pitch is delivered on Defense
5. Booing the opposing team is always OK
6. Don’t Bartman on defense: reach up instead of reaching out
7. You can say anything as long as it ends with “ho-Now, babe or Kid”
8. Rhythmic chants are always OK
9. Teddy wins every race until the Nats lose
10. Properly dispose of all thunder sticks
11. A home run during the playoffs for the Nats means you cheer until you get a curtain call
